Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Joke of the day

Valerie:  "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Me:  "Uh, to get to the other side."

Valerie:  "No.  To go to the idiot's house."

Me:  "Okaaaay."

Valerie:  "Knock knock."

Me:  (giving her a look)  "Who's there?"

wait for it.....

Valerie:  "The chicken."


bozoette said...


Veronica Lee said...

Haha! Just what I needed to start my otherwise crappy day!