Friday, December 26, 2014

How to combat the post Christmas Blues

Step one:  go to Walmart at 6am on December 26.

Step two:  Head to the Christmas section.  Bonus points if you are the only person back there.

Step three:  put anything and everything in your basket.  It doesn't matter if you need it or not. IT'S ALL HALF PRICE!!!  If you find battery toothbrushes and toothpaste gift sets for $2.98 - YOU HIT GOLD.  Buy them ALL.



Step four: If anything appears questionable, find a scanner that isn't broken for a price check.  If it's full price, PUT IT BACK.  This is a half price mission.

Step five: Circle the store's perimeter.  Those fuzzy Rudolph socks you wanted have to be somewhere.  Oh look, it's a $1 rack of clothes!  Buy.

Step six;  Stand in the check out line that snakes down the aisle and if a register opens up, RUN to beat all the little old ladies.

Step seven:  Ignore what ever dollar amount the cashier spews out.  It was ALL HALF PRICE!

Step eight:  Stare in awe at the pile of bags as you push your buggy into the parking lot.  What did you buy?



Step nine:  Come home and unload your vehicle so that your counters look like a Walmart store.

Step ten:  Spread everything out on your table.  Think to yourself what a great job you did at bargain shopping!!







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